Zen Advice

  • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

  • Never forget that you are unique,
  •  just like everyone else.

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back into your pocket.

  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

  • Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

  •  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just get lost and leave me alone.

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and we get smacked on our bottom. From then on, life only gets worse.
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