Zen Advice
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
- Never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back into your pocket.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just get lost and leave me alone.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and we get smacked on our bottom. From then on, life only gets worse.